Now You, Too, Can Be MAXTall
Guys, pay attention. It is always funny how cheap and weird before and after pictures look when you’re dealing with weight loss or teeth whitening or whatever, because it’s obviously just two different...
View ArticleDating Advice For Jason Segel
Jason Segel, star of the new Muppets movie that you probably haven’t even heard about yet, is everywhere these days. Remember when he hosted Saturday Night Live? I know it seems like forever ago, but...
View ArticleThe Creator Of CougarLife Describes A World That We All Understand And Can...
Remember CougarLife.com? Your dating site? Where you met your wife/husband? Based on your own personal and extensive experience with the site, you know that it’s the premiere on-line resource for older...
View ArticleBlake Lively Has NEVER Been On A Date
You know how sometimes you read something about someone and it affects you in such a way that makes you to see everyone and everything in your life a little differently? Like, it may not be something...
View ArticleGet Ready For The Date Of Your Lives, Ladies!
Oh, girls. It’s been so long since you’ve just been taken on a date. Sure, you’ve dated guys recently — some relationships more serious than others — but, I don’t know, those nights never really felt...
View ArticleThat’s Your Relationship Advice: Pat Robertson’s Relationship Advice
Pat Robertson is the KING of making just about anything sound like a hate-filled tornado of bigoted venom. Everything that he is saying in this clip is actually pretty fair. I mean, if your religion...
View ArticleNaming Kate Gosselin’s Reality Dating Show
Last we checked in with Kate Gosselin, famed blogger for CouponCabin.com, she was on the Today show talking about how her tiny, sad, ruined children “really, honestly miss filming.” (I assume she also...
View ArticleIs Corina Sohaili OUR Generation’s Katherine Chloe Cahoon?
No, because SHE IS HER OWN UNIQUE PERSON. Put cinnamon on your food, ladies.
View ArticleHow To Succeed With Brunettes
1. Before you choose your brunette, make sure you have a good understanding of your brunette’s habitat and what she will need to live a happy and healthy life. Does she have any allergies? What books...
View ArticleATTN: Robert Pattinson Has Revealed What He’s Looking For In A New Girlfriend!
Oh my god. You know how we’re pretty sure that if either of us ever met Robert Pattinson it would be just, like, love at first sight or whatever? For him? And how you said you know that he would be...
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